Unknown Virus

Starting the day with a conversation between a wife
and a husband who happens to be a software engineer.

Husband : (Returning late from work) “Good
Evening Dear, I’m now logged in.”
Wife : Have you brought the grocery?
Husband : Bad command or filename.
Wife : But I told you in the morning
Husband : Erroneous syntax. Abort?
Wife : What about my new TV?
Husband : Variable not found …
Wife : At least, give me your Credit Card, I
want to do some shopping.
Husband : Sharing Violation. Access denied
Wife : Do you love me or do you only love
computers or are you just being funny?
Husband : Too many parameters …
Wife : It was a great mistake that I married
an idiot like you.
Husband : Data type mismatch.
Wife : You are useless.
Husband : It’s by Default.
Wife : What about your Salary?
Husband : File in use … Try after some time.
Wife : What is my value in the family.
Husband : Unknown Virus

:lol: :lol: Try this at home