Two black eyes

A man came home from work sporting two black eyes. “What happened to you?” asked his wife. “I’ll never understand women,” he replied. “I was riding up in an escalator behind this pretty young girl, and I noticed that her skirt was stuck in the crack of her ass. So I pulled it out, and she turned around and punched me in the eye!” “I can certainly appreciate that,” said the wife, “But how did you get the second black eye?” “Well, I figured she liked it that way,” said the husband, “So I pushed it back in.” :lol:

haha. i was laughing in front of pc reading this story.

this statement i cant tahan. --> “Well, I figured she liked it that way,” said the husband, “So I pushed it back in.” :lol: :lol:

veilsupra…have to agree with you…me too…

hahahahaha " So I pushed it back in use my tongue!". haha

[quote=“VeilSupra”]haha. i was laughing in front of pc reading this story.

this statement i cant tahan. --> “Well, I figured she liked it that way,” said the husband, “So I pushed it back in.” :lol: :lol:[/quote]

I agree this with you too.

I read this before. Still caught me LOL!

hahahahah … push it back in ~ nice one !!!