This woman is “married to the Berlin Wall”
Yep, you heard us - this lady from Sweden claims she has been married to the now-demolished wall for 29 years, and even had a wedding.
54-year-old Eija-Riitta Berliner-Mauer has even changed her name to relect the union. Yes, Berliner-Mauer means Berlin Wall. Oh. My. God. She says she first fell in love with the wall at just seven years of age, and married it in 1979 in front of a few close friends.
Let’s be nice here, though - she has been diagnosed with a condition called Objectum-Sexuality - which means she is attracted to inanimate objects. There’s a whole bunch of them out there, apparently - and all she wants is our understanding and tolerance.
Imagine her heartbreak when the Berlin Wall was knocked down in 1989, and pieces of the love of her life were sold across the world! Eija-Riitta still clings to models of the Berlin Wall in its prime. What they did was awful," she said of the wall demolition. “They mutilated my husband.”
She explains, “I find long, slim things with horizontal lines very sexy. The Great Wall of China’s attractive, but hes too thick my husband is sexier.”
Eija-Riitta’s story has raised awareness of the condition across the globe, with many other object lovers coming out of the, er, closet to share their experiences.
Well, they’re not hurting anyone, are they?
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