This is TOO funny

This is TOO funny, type out the sentence you end up with, in the subject line and post it on here.

Pick the month you were born:
January… I kicked
February… I loved
March… I karate chopped
April… I licked
May… I smelled
June… I jumped on
July… I did the Macarena With
August… I had lunch with
September. I danced with
October… I sang to
November. I yelled at
December… I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1… a birdbath
2… a monster
3… a phone
4… a fork
5… a snowman
6… a gangster
7… my cell phone
8… my dog
9… my best friends’ boyfriend
10… my neighbor
11… my science teacher
12… a banana
13… a fireman
14… a stuffed animal
15… a goat
16… a pickle
17… your mom
18… a spoon
19… a Smurf
20… a baseball bat
21… a ninja
22… Chuck Norris
23… a noodle
24… a squirrel
25… a football player
26… my sister
27… my brother
28… an iPod
29… a surfer
30… a llama
31… a homeless guy

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White… because I’m cool like that
Black… because that’s how I roll.
Pink… because I’m NOT crazy.
Red… because the voices told me to.
Blue… because I’m sexy and I do what I want
Green… because I think I need some serious help.
Purple… because I’m AWESOME!
Gray… because Big Bird said to and he’s my leader.
Yellow… because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange … because my family thinks I’m stupid anyway.
Brown… because I can.
Other… because I’m a Ninja!
None… because I can’t control myself.

Now type out the sentence you made, in the subject line.

I will start…

My line is… I did the Macarena with an ipod because I am AWESOME and that’s how I roll.

:mrgreen:

“I kicked my brother because I can’t control myself.” ? :lol:

i had lunch with a spoon cos thts how i roll =.=…rite…

I danced with a birdbath because I can’t control myself…

I love a noodle because I’m cool like that! :lol:

i did the macarena with a snowman because i can’t control myself!

whoaa!! kahkahkahkah

Ngaaa…?

I smelled your mom because I’m cool like that

I yelled at a pickle because I’m cool like that…

I kicked a ninja because that’s how I roll

:lol: haha…mine is…“I danced with a monster because that’s how I roll.”

Hehe…I did the Macarena With a gangster because I’m sexy and I do what I want … 8)

I had lunch with Chuck Norris because I think I need some serious help.

*Common’ Chucky, let’ go piss on someone…

I loved a noodle because I can’t control myself…, just eaten a cup :smiley:

I sang to a banana because I’m cool like that :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I want to go and buy some bananas now, makes me hungry…

I sang to a ninja because I’m cool like that ???!!! :?

mine is “i ran over my cell phone because i cant control myself”…makes sense but even if i cant control myself,i wont ran over my cell phone…

hurm…it seems that plenty of us here are not wearing any shirt…

I’m yelled at my cellphone because i’m cool like that :shock:

I smelled a squirrel because I’m sexy and I do what I want… u’ right… :twisted:

[quote=“qmk9133”]i did the macarena with a snowman because i can’t control myself!

whoaa!! kahkahkahkah[/quote]

I licked yo momma cuz I can’t control myself 8) 8) 8) 8)