'Sex Education' by Phua Chu Kang

Chu Kang ( PCK ) explaining sex to
Chu Beng’s son, Aloysius …

Aloy : Why is making love so enjoyable ?

PCK : Aiyah, ah boy, enjolable becos, same like
when you dig your nose with your finger mah !

Aloy : Do you think women enjoy sex more
than men ?

PCK : Of course woman lah ! When you
dig dig your nose, your nose feel better
than your finger, right ?

Aloy : Why do women hate it when they
get raped ?

PCK : Ai-yah ! Say, you walk along the
road, den someone come over
and dig your nose, you like or not ?
Ehhh ? Don’t play play ah !

Aloy : Why is it a woman cannot have sex
when she is having her menses ?

PCK : Oy !! If your nose bleeding, you still
go and dig meh?? Siow ah ! Use your brain,
use your brainnn …

Aloy : Why is it most men don’t like wearing
condoms when they are making love ?

PCK : Ehhhh, when you dig your nose ah, you
like to dig with a glove on your finger or not ?
Not the same shiok feeling mah.
Correct or not ?

Aloy : Why is making love carried out in private ?

PCK : Ah boyyyyy, use your brain, use your
brainnnnn … you go and dig your
nose in front of your whole class izit ??
Stupid lah !!

Aloy : Wah … Uncle Chu Kang, you are
very good.

PCK : Aiyah … ,’ Best in Singapore , JB,
some say Batam, and now, the whole world!’
also ah!!!

good one…hehehe

HAHahahaaaa… heard it before. Very funny!!! :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :wink:

read it before but still loves it lol

so so lar!!

you dig dig nose lah