Deer Sir,

I waunt to apply for the reporter job what I saw in the paper. I can Type real quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.

I think I am good on the phone and no I am a pepole person, Pepole really seam to respond to me well. Certain men and all the ladies.

Im lookin for a Jobb as a reporter but it musent be to complicaited.

I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety. My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,

I can start imeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser.

hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.


BRYAN nikname Beefy

PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me.

Dear Beefy-I mean Bryan ,

It’s OK honey, we’ve got spell check. You’re hired.

“But bare in mind that we are not hiring you for a reporter job…but as a Newspaper salesman…We know you would be suited for the job really well”

*Ladies would not resist buying our paper’s …it would be a sold out…and probably some guy’s too…

wot a waste of talent to be newspaper salesman…u r hired s newspaper boy s well…
can angkat2 n ride bike at d same time…

stef must be drooling…

:oops: hush, haroldz…keep it down please… :lol: I malu leh…

considering his physical appearance and talent, he is best qualified as a news reporter of UFC combat tv show and if he wishes to earn extra income, he can also participate in a grappling fight with other warriors in the ring.