QUESTIONS WE SHOULDNT ANSWER
1.What are you doing here?
Situation:Youre shopping at E-mart vegetables area with your hand carry a few plastics of vegetables.
Should You Answer:Im looking for car accessories and want to buy air ticket.
2.Where are you going?
Situation:That time your hand already twist the toilet door knob while your friend asking you from behind.
Should You Answer:Im going to Disneyland.
3.What is your religion?
Situation:Youre in the police station to make a report for your credit card lost and you are wearing tudung.
Should You Answer:Im Hindu
Situation: You are public toilet attendance or toilet cleaner at shopping complex. Obviously stated at notice board 20 per entry or Free for Boulevard shopper.
Should You Answer:RM999.99 and credit card are accepted
5.Are you single?
Situation:You are attend interview and your interviewer holding your CVs. Obviously stated there youre single.
Should You Answer:No. Im Plural.
6.What are you doing?
Situation:You are reading your favorite book when your friend stand next to you while hes asking.
Should You Answer:Im taking shower
7.Can I borrow your pencil?
Situation:Your colleague is holding your pencil once he asked you and walk away with your pencil.
Should You Answer: No?
8.What times now?
Situation:You are waiting for bus at Jejantas MBM with a big digital clock at jejantas behind you and facing him. (Ayat lapuk untuk mengurat) Ex: 3pm
Should You Answer:8am Londons time
9.So strange? Why dont have kolo mee lei?
Situation:You are bringing your friend to Fratinis. Hes just came back from Europe for short term vacation and he is Mirian.
Should You Answer:Oh! Their kolo mee sold out!
10.Are you crying?
Situation:You are terribly crying after quarrel with your Hitlers boss and your colleague whispering to you.
Should You Answer:No, Im laughing
[size=150][center]Actually, there had a lot of questions that we shouldnt answer. Believe it or not, we are facing it everyday.[/center][/size]