Mathematic joke

A little boy was doing his maths homework.

He said to himself,
“Two plus five, the son of a ■■■■■ is seven.
Three plus six, the son of a ■■■■■ is nine…”

His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, “What are you doing?”
The little boy answered, “I’m doing my maths homework, Mom.”
“And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?” the mother asked.
“Yes,” he answered.

Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher the next day, “What are you
teaching my son in maths?”
The teacher replied, “Right now, we are learning addition.”
The mother asked, “And are you teaching them to say two plus two, the son
of a ■■■■■ is four?”

After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered, “What I taught them was, two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH, is four.”

:lol: :lol: :lol:

son of a ■■■■■,reminds me of a chinese cartoon Master Q or better known as lao fu zhi.Picture him as an artist standing next to his painting of a beautiful sunset by the beach.Along came a mat salleh visitor and he ask master Q"what’s the title for this painting?".He was whacked by the mat salleh cos his answer was ‘Sun of a beach’