Little Johnny

Little Johnny’s at it again… A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, ‘Everyone who thinks they’re stupid, stand up!’ After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, ‘Do you think you’re stupid, Little Johnny?’ ‘No, ma’am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!’


Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face. ‘Why do you do that, mommy?’ he asked. ‘To make myself beautiful,’ said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue. ‘What’s the matter?’ asked Little Johnny. ‘Giving up?’


Little Johnny’s kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station where they saw pictures tacked to a bulletin board of the 10 most wanted criminals. One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person… ‘Yes,’ said the policeman. 'The detectives want very badly to capture him… Little Johnny asked, " Why didn’t you keep him when you took his picture ? "
(this is my favorite)


Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse’s legs and rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Johnny asked, ‘Dad, why are you doing that?’ His father replied, 'Because when I’m buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy. Johnny, looking worried, said,
‘Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom .’


dont understand the last one but the rest is funny xD

That mean the UPS guy touch and feels his mom’s body lah. Hehehe…'got it?

UPS?
apa itu…

i also don’t know…just copy from friend’s mail…i think…is guy wearing uniform…maybe d security-loh… :lol:

[quote=“Ransu”]UPS?
apa itu…[/quote]

Uninteruptable Power Supply, it’s a battery backup for your desktop pc incase of sesco fail

[quote=“Ransu”]UPS?
apa itu…[/quote]

United Parcel Service

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_Parcel_Service

lols !!!

[quote=“anon5391”][quote=“Ransu”]UPS?
apa itu…[/quote]

Uninteruptable Power Supply, it’s a battery backup for your desktop pc incase of sesco fail[/quote]
this was the funny-er than the jokes up there :smiley: maybe thats just me lol.

[quote=“tensaigamer0”][quote=“anon5391”][quote=“Ransu”]UPS?
apa itu…[/quote]

Uninteruptable Power Supply, it’s a battery backup for your desktop pc incase of sesco fail[/quote]
this was the funny-er than the jokes up there :smiley: maybe thats just me lol.[/quote]

lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: