Last respects

three freinds were at the local church, paying their last respects,
to one of their comrades.
Priest asks “when you are lying there in your casket, what would you like your freinds in the congregation to say?”
Fred says " i’d like them to say of me, as a good member of the community, & always helpfull"
Paul says " i’d like them to say “i was a wonderfull husband & a good family man”
dougie says “i’d like them to say… Look!!.. he’s moving!”