Jokes..." Only Three Times"

This joke cracked me up till I fell from the chair…Enjoy!!

An elderly couple are sitting around one evening and
the man says to wife "Marsha, we are about to celebrate
our 60th wedding anniversary.

We’ve had a wonderful life together, full of contentment
and blessings. But there’s something I’ve always wondered
about: Tell the truth. Have you ever been unfaithful to me?

" She hesitates a moment, then says “Yes, 3 times, Sidney.”

“Three times?” How could that happen?" Sidney asks.

The wife begins recalling slowly “Well, do you remember right
after we were married and we were so broke, and the bank was going to
on our little house?”

“Yes, that was really a terrible time” replies the man.
Marsha continued, “And remember when I went to see the banker
one night
and the next day the bank extended our loan?”

“That’s hard to take” the man says “but I guess it really was
for us, so
I can forgive you.”

“What was the second time?”

“Well,” she continued “do you remember years later when you
almost died
from the heart problem because we couldn’t afford the

“Yes of course” the man replies.

" Then you will remember that right after I went to see the
doctor, he
did your operation at no cost?" she explained.

“That’s true” Sidney nodded. "That shocks me, Marsha, but I do
understand that you did it out of love for me, and I forgive

“So, what was the third time?”

Marsha lowers her head and says “Sidney, do you remember when
you ran for Country Club President and you needed 62 more votes?”

The man fainted…


that spoilt it right there…

hiakhiakhiak! If happen to me ah susah lah…ngai ti…