Jokes of the day!

Little Johnny on Chemistry
Little Johnny’s teacher asks, “What is the chemical formula for water?”

Little Johnny replies, “HIJKLMNO”!!

The teacher, puzzled, asks, “What on Earth are you talking about?”

Little Johnny replies, “Yesterday you said it was H to O!”

Knock Knock! Who’s There?
Scissor.

Scissor who?

Scissor and Cleopatra?

some more to come