Good one, anymore?
Thanks for sharing…
I have something too.
After numerous rounds of: “We don’t even know if Osama is still alive,”
Osama himself decided to send George Bush a letter in his own handwriting
to let him know he was still in the game.
Bush opened the letter and it appeared to contain a coded message:
Bush was baffled, so he e-mailed it to Condi Rice. Condi and her aides had
no clue either, so they sent it to the F B I. No one could solve it so it
went to the C I A, then to NSA.
With no clue as to its meaning, they eventually asked Britain’s MI-6 for
help. MI-6 cabled the White House:
“Tell the President he’s holding the message upside down.”
The Cab Driver Goes to Heaven
A cab driver reaches the Pearly Gates and announces his presence to St.
Peter, who looks him up in his Big Book. Upon reading the entry for the
cabbie, St. Peter invites him to pick up a silk robe and a golden staff
and to proceed into Heaven.
A preacher is next in line behind the cabby and has been watching these
proceedings with interest. He announces himself to St. Peter. Upon
scanning the preacher’s entry in the Big Book, St. Peter furrows his brow
and says, “Okay, we’ll let you in, but take that cloth robe and wooden
The preacher is astonished and replies, “But I am a man of the cloth. You
gave that cab driver a gold staff and a silk robe. Surely I rate higher
than a cabbie.”
St. Peter responded matter-of-factly: “This is heaven and up here, we are
interested in results. When you preached, people slept. When the cabbie
drove his taxi, people prayed.”