Indian Vs American (funny)

A Indian is having breakfast in a hotel in France one morning. He was
eating bread and jam when an American while chewing his gum, sits down
next to him. The Pinoy ignores the Kano who, nevertheless, starts a conversation:

American : “You Indian eat the whole bread??”

Indian : (Little irritated): “Of course.”

American : (after blowi ng a huge bubble): “We don’t. In America,
we only eat what’s inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it,
transform them in to croissants and sell them to the India.” The
American has a smirk on his face. The Pinoy listens in silence. Still
the American persists.

American : “Do you eat jelly with the bread??”

Indian : “Of course.”

American : (cracking his gum between his teeth and chucling). “We don’t.
In America, we eat fresh fruits for breakfast, then w e put all the peels,
seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into
jam and sell the jam to the India.”

The Indian (irritated) asks: “Do you have sex in America?”

American: “Why of course we do!”.

Indian (now smirking): “And what do you do with the condoms once
you’ve used them?”

American : (a bit puzzled): “We throw them away, of course.”

Indian : "We don’t. In my beloved India, we put them in a container,
recycle them, melt them into chewing gum and sell them to America…