An antidote to reduce our ageing lines.
NEED TO CRY OUT LOUD
With all the new technology regarding fertility, an
88-year-old woman was
able to give birth to a baby recently.
When she was discharged from the hospital and went
came to visit. "May we see the new baby?"one of them
“Not yet,” said the mother. “I’ll make coffee and we
visit for a while
Another half hour passed before another relative
“May we see the new
“No, not yet,” said the mother.
A while later and again the guests asked, “May we see
“No, not yet,” replied the mother.
Growing impatient, they asked, “Well, when can we see
“When it cries!” she told them.
“When it cries?” they gasped. “Why do we have to wait
until it cries?”
“Because, I forgot where I put it.”
Another one: The Nun Decorators
The head nun tells the two new nuns that they have to
paint their room
without getting any paint on their clothes.
The one nun says to the other, “Hey, let’s take all
clothes off, fold
them up, and lock the door.”
So they do this, and begin painting their room.
Soon they hear a knock at the door. They ask, “Who is
The nuns look at each other, then one nun says, “He’s
blind, he can’t see.
What could it hurt.” They let him in.
The man walks in, does a double take, and says, “Where
you want me to
hang the blinds?”
And one more (Promise… this is the last one…for
The Soldier and the Nun
A soldier came to a fork in the road and saw a nun
standing there. Out of
breath he asked, “Please Sister, may I hide under your
skirts for a few
minutes. I’ll explain WHY later.”
The nun agreed.
A moment later two Military Police came running along
“Sister, have you seen a soldier running by here?”
The nun replied, “He went that way.”
After the MP’s disappeared, the soldier crawled out
under her skirt
and said, “I can’t thank you enough Sister, but you
– I don’t want to
go to Iraq .”
The nun said, “I think I can fully understand your
The soldier added, “I hope you don’t think that I’m
or impertinent, but you
have a great pair of legs!”
The nun replied, “If you had looked a little higher,
would have seen a
great pair of balls… I don’t want to go to Iraq