Funny Mail

My friends email this to me and i think it’s very hilarious.

Tijah budak kampung, tapi bekerja di Kuala Lumpur.

Biasalah bila sudah duduk ‘town’, mula lupa asal usul. Pakaian seksi
maut, bercinta pula dgn lelaki mat saleh. Ke hulu ke hilir menayang
boyfriendnya yg bermata biru.

Punyalah eksyen si Tijah, hinggalah suatu hari dia ternampak lelaki
Inggeris tadi dgn wanita lain yg lebih cantik dan bergaya daripadanya.

Tijah menangis tiga hari tiga malam. Pada malam ke empat, Tijah
mengambil sehelai kertas dan menulis surat untuk memutuskan
perhubungannya dgn lelaki mat saleh tadi yg baru sebulan dikenalinya.

Begini bunyi surat yg ditulis oleh Tijah , yg berjaya ‘dicuri’ …


[b]Mike…

I WANT TO CUT CONNECTION US.

I have think about this very cook-cook. I know I clap one hand only.
Correctly, I have seen you and she walk-walk together at town with
eyes myself. You grab hand she.

You always ask for apology back-back. I don’t trust you again! You are
really crocodile land.

My friend speak you play wood three. First-first I think my friend lie
me. But now I know you correct-correct play wood three.

So, I break connection to pull my body from this love triangle. I know

his result I pick is very correct, because you love she very high from
me.

So, I cut this connection to go far from here. I don’t want you to
play-play with my liver.

I have been crying until no more eye water thinking about you. I don’t
want banana to fruit two times.

Safe walk…
Tijah[/b]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

jhahhahahaha…
tijah2…

Hahahaha…

HAHAHA aduh tijah!!! :lol: :lol: your story very very funny tijah!!!

i can’t stop laughing when i’ve first read this email. :lol: :lol: :lol: . anyway hope it can cheer you up. have a nice days everyone.

hahahaha…surely she wrote the letter by refering to dictionary hahahaa