Do you know what the Queen said to Najib and why Najib cance

Najib asked the Queen, "Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient

government? Are there any tips you can give to me?"

" Well," said the Queen, "the most important thing is to surround yourself

with intelligent people."

Najib frowned, and then asked, " But how do I know the people around me

are really intelligent?"

The Queen took a sip of tea. "Oh, that’s easy; you just ask them to answer

an intelligent riddle." The Queen pushed a button on her intercom. "Please

send Tony Blair in here, would you?"

Tony Blair walked into the room and said, “Yes, my Queen?”

The Queen smiled and said, "Answer me this please, Tony, your mother and

father have a child. It is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who

is it?"

Without pausing for a moment, Tony Blair answered, “That would be me.”

“Yes! Very good,” said the Queen.

Najib went back home to ask Mahyudin the same

question. "answer this for me. Your mother and your father have a

child. It’s not your brother and it’s not your sister. Who is it?"

“I’m not sure,” said Mahyudin. “Let me get back to you on that one…” He

went to his advisors and asked every one, but none could give him an

answer. Finally, he ended up in the men’s room and recognized Lim Guan Eng’s shoes in the next stall.

Mahyudin didn’t want but asked anyway, "Lim, can you answer this for me? Your mother and father have a child and it’s not your

brother or your sister. Who is it?"

Lim yelled back, “That’s easy, it’s me!”

Mahyudin smiled, and said, “Thanks!”

Then, he went back to speak with Najib.

“Say, I did some research and I have the answer to that riddle. It’s Lim Guan Eng!”

Najib got up, stomped over to Mahyudin, and angrily yelled into his face,

“No! You idiot! It’s Tony Blair!”

LOL, nice one :lol:

wow, it’s been a while cheryl. where have u been? :slight_smile:


Man this is funny. Fill my morning with a laughter. Thank you~ :lol:

pstt … the current president of UK is david cameron …malaysian are really toad in the well huh…

this joke is during Tony Blair’s time I think

So together we elect a smart leader during 13thGE. Vote for OPPOSITION!!!

so who will be the next PM if the opposition wins the 13thGE? :mrgreen:

If Anwar go to jail before election time then I think, Wan Azizah or Lim Kit Siang will become PM.

Hehe, bro maybe you wanna change your avatar now?

I used UBAH as my avatar b4. THis avatar just for protection.

That’s a good one! LOL

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gotcha~ haha

Unbelievable, perfect jokes…

mother geesus

LOL, nice one

nice joker ,Unbelievable,hahh

Hahaha…its sooooooooooo funny…i like it…

Psstt…Pssttt… UK is a Parliamentary Monarchy, they don’t have President, but they have Prime Minister. Some can be toad too… kan?