Chinese vs English

There was a Chinese lady married to an English gentleman and they lived
in London . The poor lady was not very proficient in English, but
managed somehow to communicate with her husband.

The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries. One day,
she went to the butcher and wanted to buy pork legs. She didn’t know
how to put forward her request, and in desperation, lifted up her skirt
to show her thighs. The butcher got the message and the lady went home
with pork legs.

The next day, she needed to get chicken breasts.Again, she didn’t know
how to say, and so she unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her
breast.The lady got what she wanted.

The third day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages.

She brought her husband to the store… so what did she do?

What are you thinking?

HellOOOoOOOooo, her husband speaks English
lah…Ham Sap!!

What if his husband just keep his mouth shut ? hehe

heheheeh…what if she couldn’t tell him what she wanted either??

I guess the guy have to be a “whinner” (pardon the pun) :roll:

Oh my goodness… Of cos her husband say they wanted sausage! Lol!!! A good joke :wink:

hahahahahaa…cheer up my boring noon…

haha…good one :lol:

[quote=“balkizz”]HellOOOoOOOooo, her husband speaks English
lah…Ham Sap!![/quote]

yeah…of course…so whats the joke?

(i knw im an innocent angel)