Hi all,
Have tried some times to make a baby. But I have tried the date calculation of the date and so on. But nothing happens.
I almost come to a 30 and I am headache on where to find a good guideline on making a baby.
Anyone experienced please help! I would appreciate that.
Cheers!
Had been married for 5 yrs and miscarriage twice. Finally just got one last yr (at the age of 32) 
Thus, the most important thing, maintain healthy weight, & foremost…BE HAPPY!! If you pressure yourself too much, you will not be able to conceive anything…Trust me…
My good man, forget dates; think of days-do it every weekend ONCE so you won’t be tired and have the buckaroo horny as a toad feeling. When the fireworks are about to explode, shout the magical word “MALAYSIA”! (Get her to scream it together too):lol:
[quote=“canary”]Hi all,
Have tried some times to make a baby. But I have tried the date calculation of the date and so on. But nothing happens.
I almost come to a 30 and I am headache on where to find a good guideline on making a baby.
Anyone experienced please help! I would appreciate that.
Cheers![/quote]
b4 u do everythings go to c doctor to consult u 1st do check everythings or u can go Doris Massage Center find Lau Pan Niang to guide u. 
This is one interesting question.
Before we proceed further, I think it would be good if you confirm your gender first… this is to avoid barking at the wrong tree… hehee
However, for now, I’ll assumed you’re a female. There are quite a number of reasons for people having difficulty in conceiving baby. I would say stress, health and awareness are the major contributing factors. A persons emotion somehow affect ladies in getting pregnant. Maintaining a healthy lifestyle is equally important. The right amount of exercise, rest and nutritious food (avoid cold drinks!) would make a lot different. As for awareness, maybe you and your partner need to look into the way you conduct your love act. I’m sure there are a lots of articles you can find in bookstore or even the net teaching you the Dos and Don’ts before, during and after love making sessions.
My personal piece of advise, pray to the Lord for this wonderful gift of life and stay happy!
Cheers!~
Canary ? = c at where = chinese is “kan na li”
GOOD ONE! MALAYSIA.
Say in Libya … they have to SHOUT in their local language:
Al Jumahiriyah al Arabiyah al Libiyah ash Shabiyah al Ishtirakiyah al Uzma (63 english letters)
My my … Fireworks have to sparkle for mighty long time.
:lol: :lol:
Female: keep ur body temperature warm.
male: eat more meat … (can get son easier also )
penerate deep n let it go!! 8)
if the girl can get reach orgasim that will be more prefect
there are only 3 days per month when a woman can conceive (when the egg comes down)
The Catholic church runs a family planing course which explains how you can find out which those 3 days are per cycle
It’s called the “Billings Method”
[quote=“Datuk_big_boss”]there are only 3 days per month when a woman can conceive (when the egg comes down)
The Catholic church runs a family planing course which explains how you can find out which those 3 days are per cycle
It’s called the “Billings Method”[/quote]
Yup… it’s called the NFP ( Natural Family Planning ) course conducted by the HLS ( Human Life Service ) group… it’s good to learn the Billings Ovulation Method… Help to know yourself more
remove d condom
I don’t know what you folks think, since I was kid, we were always advised that women will have boys and girls if they eat bananas and oranges respectively.
Vixious, your suggested food is quite a new one to me. :lol: It’s always worth a try, anyway.
■■■■■■ by an excited woman (If you know how to press the right button-pun intended) can last from a minute to over 5 minutes! 
GOOD ONE! MALAYSIA.
Say in Libya … they have to SHOUT in their local language:
Al Jumahiriyah al Arabiyah al Libiyah ash Shabiyah al Ishtirakiyah al Uzma (63 english letters)
My my … Fireworks have to sparkle for mighty long time.[/quote]
Bobbon-we know, don’t we? Psychologically, patriotism works in love-making and the male’s shots can be strong and deadly accurate!!! Bang! Bang! Bang! Hahaha… I like the Libyan one… no wonder we have an oddball like unpredictable Ghaddafi. :lol:
[quote=“Vixious”]This is one interesting question.
Before we proceed further, I think it would be good if you confirm your gender first… this is to avoid barking at the wrong tree… hehee[/quote]
OOps, forgot mention, I am a male.
:oops:
wow! So many replies. It does help a lot. Hopefully there are more to come so I could get more advise on this. Thanks everyone for da help!
Cheers!
keep on trying…the rest leave it to God…
Have you tried the many methods of insemination yet? You could in all seriousness try the swinging from the ceiling style (She sits on a swing); sumo-flattening style and the four-legged monkey-two fingers-in-ears- upside down with big praying mantis-with-crouching legs style… amongst many imaginative others.
Even making love in a sleek classy way could help her get pregnant if she enjoys it … It works best, especially for her if the room is comfortably cool, lights are low, the music is to HER taste and do it according to her tempo. Remember how tidy and neat ladies are in whatever they do from cooking to bathing… When they peel a banana ever notice how they do it in slow motion? :lol: :lol: :lol: