An Indian boy on his first day at school in the US

It was the first day of school and a new student named Chandrashekhar Subrahmanyam entered the fourth grade.

The teacher said, Lets begin by reviewing some American History.

Who said, Give me Liberty , or give me Death?

She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Chandrashekhar, who had his hand up: Patrick Henry, 1775 he said.

Very good! Who said, Government of the People, by the People, for the People, shall not perish from the Earth?

Again, no response except from Chandrashekhar. Abraham Lincoln, 1863 said Chandrashekhar.

The teacher snapped at the class, Class, you should be ashamed.

Chandrashekhar, who is new to our country, knows more about its history than you do!

She heard a loud whisper: F**k the Indians,

Who said that? she demanded.

Chandrashekhar put his hand up. General Custer, 1862.

At that point, a student in the back said, Im gonna puke.

The teacher glares around and asks All right! Now, who said that?

Again, Chandrashekhar says, George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991.

Now with almost a mob hysteria someone said, You little ■■■■. If you say anything else, Ill kill you.

Chandrashekhar frantically yells at the top of his voice, Gary Condit to Chandra Levy, 2001.

The teacher fainted. And as the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said, Oh ■■■■, were f**ked!

And Chandrashekhar said quietly, George Bush, Iraq , 2005.

funny like indian movie!!

“u go tell alex dat i really luv it, luv it if we win d championship”
-kevin keegan (newscastle united) after conceding 12 points over Man utd.
they lost d title on d last day of d season.

classic quote in english football

who shouted merdeka! merdeka! merdeka! on on august 31 1957?

The Malaysian’s did, as we would do on Labour Day 2007…

tuanku abdul rahman shouted merdeka on 31 august 1957.
not malaysia…
sarawak declared merdeka in 1963…
get ur facts rite kiddo, dun terpengaruh by peninsular propaganda.
so we sarawakian should hv holiday on 19 september every year!

For a kiddo like me I was kinda thinkin, did he went out there and shouted the whole thing by himself in 1957???

i think so…
kinda spontaneous reaction
no script one…
then all d rakyat soon followed…
when we join msia, there were a few clauses.
like peninsular must hv work permit 2 work in sarawak…
so dat they dun monopoly d civil servant here…
but in petronas, alot of peninsulars who talk big bt kj like toot

I know what cha mean haroldz, dun mean to imply anything anyway,
Lets just make this a joke section okie, :slight_smile:

is that for real?