A Silly Theory Of Physics

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Equation 1

Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore,
Human = Donkey + work + enjoy

Therefore,
Human - enjoy = Donkey + work

In other words,
Human that don’t know how to enjoy = Donkey that work
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Equation 2

Men = eat + sleep + earn money
Donkeys = eat + sleep

Therefore,
Men = Donkeys + earn money

Therefore,
Men - earn money = Donkeys

In other words,
Men that don’t earn money = Donkeys
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Equation 3

Women = eat + sleep + spend
Donkeys = eat + sleep

Therefore,
Women = Donkeys + spend

Therefore,
Women - spend = Donkeys

In other words,
Women that don’t spend = Donkeys
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To Conclude:

From Equation 2 and Equation 3
Men that don’t earn money = Women that don’t spend.

So, Men earn money not to let women become Donkeys! (Postulate 1)

And, Women spend not to let men become Donkeys! (Postulate 2)

So, we have?
Men + Women = Donkeys + earn money + Donkeys + spend money

Therefore from Postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude,
Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together!

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did u figure this out urselve ?

3

yea…is very silly!!! =.=
but is creative~ :mrgreen:

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Creative…

5

hahaha…read this before.sent by my boss.

6

Physics? Looks like Mathematics to me.

7

for saying women = eat + sleep + spend, the feminists are now very angry and out to get u

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yeah this is “math” lol.

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i seen one which is pretty old one :slight_smile: it goes like this

Assumption is made that: 1) knowledge is power, 2) Power equal to work done over time, and 3) time is money.

Putting them in equation form:
K=P (eq 1)
P=W/T (eq 2)
T=M (eq3)

Substitute and rearranging the equations
K=P
=W/T
=W/M …

Hence yield --> K=W/M (eq 4)

From eq 4, we can see that knowledge (K) increases proportionally to work done (W) and inversely to money (M). In other words, the more the person know something, the more work he will be doing for the same amount of money he will be getting or less.