*_Never_* try to oversmart a clever woman

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Never try to oversmart a clever woman…

A man called home to his wife and said, *“Honey I have been asked to go
fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his friends. We’ll be gone
for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I’ve
been wanting, so could you please pack enough clothes for a week and set out
my rod and fishing box? We’re leaving from the office & I will swing by the
house to pick my things up” “Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pyjamas.”
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The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
exactly what her husband asked. The following weekend he came home a
little tired but otherwise looking good. The wife welcomed him home and
asked if he caught many fish?

He said, "Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish.But why *
didn’t you pack my new blue silk pyjamas like I asked you to do?"
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The wife replied, “I did. They’re in your fishing box…”

#2

…unless you’re smarter - “so that’s why the fishing box couldn’t be opened! The PJs must’ve jammed it! I had to borrow the tools from my buddy!”

#3

haha true

#4

another smarter one …" Oppsss… I did not use the fishing kit in my toolbox… I am using my boss fishing kit"… :smiley: :smiley: and turn around and make a big deal regarding her putting ur new blue silk pyjamas in the fishing tool box. :smiley:

#5

Just tell her : " you think I was fishing?? How could you not understand?? the rod and fishing box is for me to fish out the house keys just incase you won’t let me into the house after you realized I was cheating on ya…"

  • Imagine being alot honest instead of making too much dumb excuse…would it be a hazardous relief…:slight_smile: