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Praise the Lord

Postby suhai » Sun Nov 01, 2009 11:57 pm

Someone send me this >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
A VERY FAITHFUL WOMAN
An elderly lady was well-known for her faith and for her boldness in talking
about it. She would stand on her front porch and shout "PRAISE THE LORD!"
Next door to her lived an atheist who would get so angry at her proclamations
he would shout, "There ain't no Lord!!"
Hard times set in on the elderly lady, and she prayed for GOD to send her some
assistance. She stood on her porch and shouted "PRAISE THE LORD. GOD
I NEED FOOD!! I AM HAVING A HARD TIME. PLEASE LORD, SEND ME SOME GROCERIES!!"
The next morning the lady went out on her porch and noted a large bag of
groceries and shouted, "PRAISE THE LORD."
The neighbor jumped from behind a bush and said, "Aha! I told you there
was no Lord. I bought those groceries, God didn't."
The lady started jumping up and down and clapping her hands and said,
"PRAISE THE LORD. He not only sent me groceries, but He made the devil
pay for them. PRAISE THE LORD!"
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Re: Praise the Lord

Postby subarufreak96 » Mon Nov 02, 2009 12:01 am

Nice nice.....haha made the devil paid..yayaya....God give her food but the devil paid for it...
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Re: Praise the Lord

Postby nickky » Mon Nov 02, 2009 12:04 am

nice one..
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Re: Praise the Lord

Postby nicloi » Mon Nov 02, 2009 10:33 am

lols ...
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Re: Praise the Lord

Postby Eugene91 » Mon Nov 02, 2009 11:10 am

this is funny LoL!.. :D
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Re: Praise the Lord

Postby Ryunaruto » Mon Nov 02, 2009 12:50 pm

lol
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Re: Praise the Lord

Postby suhai » Wed Nov 04, 2009 3:30 am

notice the atheists are all GONE, avoiding this threat lol
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Re: Praise the Lord

Postby Apai_Mau » Wed Nov 04, 2009 9:10 am

Best joke ever. LOL
Be careful of what you wished for.
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Re: Praise the Lord

Postby ezuan88 » Wed Nov 04, 2009 1:57 pm

huh hilarious
hACK thE PLanET !!!
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Re: Praise the Lord

Postby ngiksan » Wed Nov 04, 2009 4:32 pm

Nice joke. God always listen to prayers.
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Re: Praise the Lord

Postby Redline » Thu Nov 05, 2009 12:39 am

Hahaha what a fool.
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Re: Praise the Lord

Postby BoonHLaw » Thu Nov 05, 2009 3:49 pm

Praise the Lord!
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Re: Praise the Lord

Postby markko234 » Thu Nov 05, 2009 8:30 pm

Should be in Jokes section. Funny! Praise The Lord!!!!
Appreciate what you got.
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Re: Praise the Lord

Postby berngo » Thu Nov 05, 2009 8:40 pm

alrite. I am goin to try these and see if my neighbour answers my prayer. hahaha...
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